Managing Director
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The Managing Director decides to take a tour around his business (no not a safety tour, that would be a real joke) and see how things are going. He goes down to the loading bay and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The MD walks up to the young man and says, "Excuse me, how much do you earn a day?" The chap replies, "£50." The MD pulls out his wallet, gives him £50, and tells him to get out and never come back. A few minutes later, the loading bay foreman asks the MD, "Have you seen that UPS driver?? I asked him to wait here for me!"
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