Three men wanted to join a demolition
company, so they all sent there CV’s to the MD and asked if
they could have a job. The MD said "prove you can blow up a
building and tell me how many letters there are in the
alphabet, then you can have a job."
So the first man went and blew up a building and said "Sir
there are 26 letters in the alphabet." And so the MD gave
him a job.
The second man went and blew up a building and said "Sir
there are 26 letters in the alphabet." And so he joined the
company too.
The third man went and blew up a building and said "Sir
there are 24 letters in the alphabet."
The MD said "Why is that?" And the man said "Because I just
blew up B&Q."